Villains and eyebrows

The point is taken, although I will grant that she is speaking of fictional villains. Plucking is for losers — real villains flay the skin off their faces.

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Freakin Botlas. That guy has no sense of style at all. Told him he's got to schedule a time with his tailor to get that costume of his tuned up a bit, or else nobody (at least nobody in the West) will take him seriously.

If it's Japanese, you can't very well call it cheesy, right? Would it be tofu-y instead?

On the plus side, his nemesis seems to have a broken web page. Ha.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a supervillain in possession of an evil talent, must be in want of a flying apparatus. How mundane and boring it is to be roaming around on boring old wheeled vehicles, or, worse yet, on one's own two feet, when one can instead cut a dashing figure streaking across the stormy sky, having mastered the talent of How to fly without an airplane. In this wiki page, I pass over the dreary old strategems we have all seen before — jet packs, mystic forces, antigravity mumbo-jumbo — in favor of a clean and scientifically flawless execution using the mysterious power of electromagnetism.

If you are successful in applying any of the techniques we describe here at evilHow, but especially this one, we would most enjoy seeing your pictures and videos.

Fly like an evil meteorite blazing across the sky, only in reverse!

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Hey. Just wanted to make it clear that despite the name I happen not to be involved with Viperlinking, the service that takes the articles you submit, complete with links to malware and scams, and strews them across hundreds of blogs it controls, attempting to lure the search engines your way.

Anyone up for a dead pool on the venture? The big G should be tweaking their pagerank algorithm right...about...now.

Veeper

Ever see someone else pipe up with an evil concept that you've been mulling over, one that was on your "to-do" list perhaps or one which you had sketched out on the back of a piece of parchment, and when you see it in the wild you say "Stop! Put that down! I could have done that first!"

Thus the Guns, shooting velociraptors out of thread on NaNoWriMo. Only mine were T Rexes and they were coated in white phosphorus, and the grasshopper thing just seems undignified.

Ah, well. As is so often the case, I'll show them all.

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